Summary
Amy March's artistic journey becomes a masterclass in the gap between dreams and reality. She throws herself into every art form with enthusiasm—pen and ink, poker sketching (nearly burning down the house), oil painting that produces laughable results, and sculpture that ends with her foot stuck in plaster. Her creations are disasters, but her persistence reveals both admirable determination and dangerous self-delusion about her abilities. Meanwhile, Amy's social ambitions lead her to plan an elaborate lunch party for her wealthy art classmates, convinced she must match their lifestyle to earn their respect. Despite her family's gentle warnings about living beyond their means, she insists on expensive food and borrowed elegance. The event becomes a humiliating failure when only one girl shows up, leaving Amy rattling around in an oversized carriage and facing a table set for twelve. The chapter brilliantly captures how young people often mistake enthusiasm for talent and social anxiety for genuine aspiration. Amy's artistic failures are comic, but her social failure cuts deeper—she's learning that trying to be someone you're not is exhausting and ultimately unsuccessful. Her family's loving support through both disasters shows how real relationships work: they help clean up the mess without saying 'I told you so.' Amy's final acceptance of her failure, while painful, marks genuine growth. She's beginning to understand that authenticity matters more than appearances, and that true accomplishment requires more than just wanting something badly.
Coming Up in Chapter 27
While Amy learns hard lessons about art and society, Jo faces her own creative struggles. Her writing ambitions will soon collide with the harsh realities of the literary world, testing whether her talent is real or just another March sister's wishful thinking.
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CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX ARTISTIC ATTEMPTS It takes people a long time to learn the difference between talent and genius, especially ambitious young men and women. Amy was learning this distinction through much tribulation, for mistaking enthusiasm for inspiration, she attempted every branch of art with youthful audacity. For a long time there was a lull in the ‘mud-pie’ business, and she devoted herself to the finest pen-and-ink drawing, in which she showed such taste and skill that her graceful handiwork proved both pleasant and profitable. But over-strained eyes caused pen and ink to be laid aside for a bold attempt at poker-sketching. While this attack lasted, the family lived in constant fear of a conflagration, for the odor of burning wood pervaded the house at all hours, smoke issued from attic and shed with alarming frequency, red-hot pokers lay about promiscuously, and Hannah never went to bed without a pail of water and the dinner bell at her door in case of fire. Raphael’s face was found boldly executed on the underside of the moulding board, and Bacchus on the head of a beer barrel. A chanting cherub adorned the cover of the sugar bucket, and attempts to portray Romeo and Juliet supplied kindling for some time. From fire to oil was a natural transition for burned fingers, and Amy fell to painting with undiminished ardor. An artist friend fitted her out with his castoff palettes, brushes, and colors, and she daubed away, producing pastoral and marine views such as were never seen on land or sea. Her monstrosities in the way of cattle would have taken prizes at an agricultural fair, and the perilous pitching of her vessels would have produced seasickness in the most nautical observer, if the utter disregard to all known rules of shipbuilding and rigging had not convulsed him with laughter at the first glance. Swarthy boys and dark-eyed Madonnas, staring at you from one corner of the studio, suggested Murillo; oily brown shadows of faces with a lurid streak in the wrong place, meant Rembrandt; buxom ladies and dropiscal infants, Rubens; and Turner appeared in tempests of blue thunder, orange lightning, brown rain, and purple clouds, with a tomato-colored splash in the middle, which might be the sun or a bouy, a sailor’s shirt or a king’s robe, as the spectator pleased. Charcoal portraits came next, and the entire family hung in a row, looking as wild and crocky as if just evoked from a coalbin. Softened into crayon sketches, they did better, for the likenesses were good, and Amy’s hair, Jo’s nose, Meg’s mouth, and Laurie’s eyes were pronounced ‘wonderfully fine’. A return to clay and plaster followed, and ghostly casts of her acquaintances haunted corners of the house, or tumbled off closet shelves onto people’s heads. Children were enticed in as models, till their incoherent accounts of her mysterious doings caused Miss Amy to be regarded in the light of a young ogress. Her efforts in this line, however, were brought to an...
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Intelligence Amplifier™ Analysis
The Road of Borrowed Identity
The mistaken belief that you can buy your way into acceptance by imitating the external markers of those you want to join.
Why This Matters
Connect literature to life
This chapter teaches how to distinguish between genuine confidence and borrowed authority—both in yourself and others.
Practice This Today
This week, notice when someone uses excessive jargon or name-drops credentials in casual conversation—they might be performing expertise rather than demonstrating it.
Now let's explore the literary elements.
Terms to Know
Poker-sketching
A 19th-century art technique where heated metal pokers were used to burn designs into wood. It was considered fashionable among young ladies but was dangerous and often produced amateur results.
Modern Usage:
Like someone buying expensive equipment thinking it will make them instantly good at photography or cooking - the tools don't create the talent.
Artistic temperament
The belief that artists are naturally moody, passionate, and different from ordinary people. Amy uses this as an excuse for her dramatic behavior and failures.
Modern Usage:
When people blame their personality flaws on being 'creative types' or use their passion as an excuse for being difficult to work with.
Social climbing
Trying to move up in social class by copying the behavior, spending habits, and lifestyle of wealthier people. Amy attempts this with her elaborate lunch party.
Modern Usage:
Buying designer knockoffs, overspending on appearances for social media, or pretending to have more money than you do to fit in with certain crowds.
Castoff palettes
Used art supplies given away by more established artists. Shows both Amy's amateur status and the kindness of the art community in helping beginners.
Modern Usage:
Getting hand-me-down work clothes, borrowing tools from experienced coworkers, or using someone's old equipment to learn a new skill.
Keeping up appearances
Spending money you don't have and acting like someone you're not to maintain social status. Amy's lunch party is a perfect example of this Victorian social pressure.
Modern Usage:
Living paycheck to paycheck but still buying expensive coffee or clothes to look successful, or going into debt for social events.
Tribulation
Suffering or trouble that comes from learning hard lessons. Amy experiences this as her artistic dreams crash into reality.
Modern Usage:
The painful process of realizing you're not as good at something as you thought, like bombing a presentation or failing a class you expected to ace.
Characters in This Chapter
Amy March
Protagonist learning hard lessons
Amy throws herself into multiple art forms with more enthusiasm than skill, creating disasters and nearly burning down the house. Her social ambitions lead to an embarrassing failed party that teaches her about authenticity versus appearances.
Modern Equivalent:
The friend who starts a new hobby every month and acts like an expert after watching YouTube videos
Hannah
Practical voice of reason
The March family's housekeeper who has to deal with Amy's artistic chaos, keeping water and a dinner bell ready in case Amy's poker-sketching burns the house down. She represents practical wisdom versus youthful folly.
Modern Equivalent:
The experienced coworker who has to clean up after the overconfident new hire
Fred Vaughn
Social connection
A wealthy young man whose social circle Amy desperately wants to join. He represents the world Amy thinks she needs to enter to be successful and respected.
Modern Equivalent:
The popular person whose friend group you want to break into, even though you have nothing in common
Miss Crocker
Reality check
The only person who shows up to Amy's elaborate lunch party, making Amy's social failure painfully obvious. Her presence highlights the gap between Amy's expectations and reality.
Modern Equivalent:
The one person who actually comes to your overly ambitious party, making the empty room even more embarrassing
Key Quotes & Analysis
"It takes people a long time to learn the difference between talent and genius, especially ambitious young men and women."
Context: Opening the chapter about Amy's artistic struggles
This sets up the entire chapter's theme about the painful gap between dreams and abilities. It's specifically about young people because they haven't had enough experience to calibrate their expectations with reality.
In Today's Words:
Young people often think they're naturally gifted when they're really just enthusiastic beginners.
"Hannah never went to bed without a pail of water and the dinner bell at her door in case of fire."
Context: Describing the household's fear during Amy's poker-sketching phase
Shows how Amy's artistic pursuits create real consequences for everyone around her. Hannah's practical preparation contrasts with Amy's romantic notions about art.
In Today's Words:
The responsible adult had to baby-proof the house because of Amy's dangerous new hobby.
"She was learning, doing, and enjoying much, her ardor unquenched by failure, and her ambition unsubdued by disappointment."
Context: Describing Amy's persistence despite her artistic failures
This captures both Amy's admirable determination and her dangerous inability to learn from mistakes. Her 'unquenched ardor' sounds positive but leads to bigger problems.
In Today's Words:
She kept trying new things even though she kept failing, which was both inspiring and kind of concerning.
Thematic Threads
Class Anxiety
In This Chapter
Amy desperately tries to match her wealthy classmates' lifestyle despite her family's modest means
Development
Building from earlier subtle class consciousness into active social climbing
In Your Life:
You might recognize this when you feel pressure to spend money you don't have to 'keep up' with coworkers or friends
Authentic Identity
In This Chapter
Amy's artistic failures and social pretensions both stem from not accepting who she actually is
Development
Contrasts with Jo's earlier authentic self-expression through writing
In Your Life:
You see this when you catch yourself pretending to be someone you're not to gain approval
Family Support
In This Chapter
The March family gently warns Amy but supports her through her failures without judgment
Development
Continues the pattern of unconditional love despite individual mistakes
In Your Life:
This shows up when people who truly care about you help you recover from bad decisions without saying 'I told you so'
Social Performance
In This Chapter
Amy's elaborate lunch party becomes a stage where she performs wealth and sophistication
Development
Introduced here as a new dimension of the March family's social navigation
In Your Life:
You experience this whenever you feel like you're 'performing' a version of yourself rather than being genuine
Failure as Teacher
In This Chapter
Both Amy's artistic disasters and social humiliation become opportunities for growth
Development
Builds on earlier theme that setbacks can lead to self-knowledge
In Your Life:
This appears when your embarrassing mistakes actually teach you something valuable about yourself
You now have the context. Time to form your own thoughts.
Discussion Questions
- 1
Amy tries multiple art forms and plans an elaborate party, but both efforts fail spectacularly. What specific mistakes does she make in each situation?
analysis • surface - 2
Why does Amy feel she needs to match her wealthy classmates' lifestyle to earn their friendship? What does this reveal about how she views relationships?
analysis • medium - 3
Where do you see people today trying to 'buy belonging' through expensive purchases, fake expertise, or borrowed status symbols? What usually happens?
application • medium - 4
If you were Amy's friend, how would you help her recognize the difference between wanting to improve herself and trying to become someone else entirely?
application • deep - 5
Amy's family supports her through both disasters without saying 'I told you so.' What does this teach us about how to help someone learn from failure without crushing their spirit?
reflection • deep
Critical Thinking Exercise
Spot the Borrowed Identity
Think about a time when you felt pressure to fit into a group or situation. List three things you considered changing about yourself (appearance, interests, way of speaking, etc.) to gain acceptance. For each item, write whether it represented genuine growth or borrowed identity. Then identify one authentic strength you could have offered instead.
Consider:
- •Borrowed identity feels exhausting to maintain, while authentic growth feels energizing
- •Notice the difference between improving skills and pretending to have skills you don't possess
- •Real belonging comes from spaces that value what you actually bring to the table
Journaling Prompt
Write about a time when you tried to be someone you weren't to gain acceptance. What did you learn from that experience, and how would you handle a similar situation now?
Coming Up Next...
Chapter 27: Jo's First Publishing Success
The coming pages reveal to turn creative work into income when resources are tight, and teach us external validation matters less than your own growth and purpose. These discoveries help us navigate similar situations in our own lives.