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HAT BECAME OF CANDIDE AMONG THE BULGARIANS.
Candide, driven from terrestrial paradise, walked a long while without
knowing where, weeping, raising his eyes to heaven, turning them often
towards the most magnificent of castles which imprisoned the purest of
noble young ladies. He lay down to sleep without supper, in the middle
of a field between two furrows. The snow fell in large flakes. Next day
Candide, all benumbed, dragged himself towards the neighbouring town
which was called Waldberghofftrarbk-dikdorff, having no money, dying of
hunger and fatigue, he stopped sorrowfully at the door of an inn. Two
men dressed in blue observed him.
"Comrade," said one, "here is a well-built young fellow, and of proper
height."
They went up to Candide and very civilly invited him to dinner.
"Gentlemen," replied Candide, with a most engaging modesty, "you do me
great honour, but I have not wherewithal to pay my share."
"Oh, sir," said one of the blues to him, "people of your appearance and
of your merit never pay anything: are you not five feet five inches
high?"
"Yes, sir, that is my height," answered he, making a low bow.
"Come, sir, seat yourself; not only will we pay your reckoning, but we
will never suffer such a man as you to want money; men are only born to
assist one another."
"You are right," said Candide; "this is what I was always taught by Mr.
Pangloss, and I see plainly that all is for the best."
They begged of him to accept a few crowns. He took them, and wished to
give them his note; they refused; they seated themselves at table.
"Love you not deeply?"
"Oh yes," answered he; "I deeply love Miss Cunegonde."
"No," said one of the gentlemen, "we ask you if you do not deeply love
the King of the Bulgarians?"
"Not at all," said he; "for I have never seen him."
"What! he is the best of kings, and we must drink his health."
"Oh! very willingly, gentlemen," and he drank.
"That is enough," they tell him. "Now you are the help, the support,
the defender, the hero of the Bulgarians. Your fortune is made, and your
glory is assured."
Instantly they fettered him, and carried him away to the regiment. There
he was made to wheel about to the right, and to the left, to draw his
rammer, to return his rammer, to present, to fire, to march, and they
gave him thirty blows with a cudgel. The next day he did his exercise a
little less badly, and he received but twenty blows. The day following
they gave him only ten, and he was regarded by his comrades as a
prodigy.
Candide, all stupefied, could not yet very well realise how he was a
hero. He resolved one fine day in spring to go for a walk, marching
straight before him, believing that it was a privilege of the human as
well as of the animal species to make use of their legs as they pleased.
He had advanced two leagues when he was overtaken by four others, heroes
of six feet, who bound him and carried him to a dungeon. He was asked
which he would like the best, to be whipped six-and-thirty times through
all the regiment, or to receive at once twelve balls of lead in his
brain. He vainly said that human will is free, and that he chose neither
the one nor the other. He was forced to make a choice; he determined, in
virtue of that gift of God called liberty, to run the gauntlet
six-and-thirty times. He bore this twice. The regiment was composed of
two thousand men; that composed for him four thousand strokes, which
laid bare all his muscles and nerves, from the nape of his neck quite
down to his rump. As they were going to proceed to a third whipping,
Candide, able to bear no more, begged as a favour that they would be so
good as to shoot him. He obtained this favour; they bandaged his eyes,
and bade him kneel down. The King of the Bulgarians passed at this
moment and ascertained the nature of the crime. As he had great talent,
he understood from all that he learnt of Candide that he was a young
metaphysician, extremely ignorant of the things of this world, and he
accorded him his pardon with a clemency which will bring him praise in
all the journals, and throughout all ages.
An able surgeon cured Candide in three weeks by means of emollients
taught by Dioscorides. He had already a little skin, and was able to
march when the King of the Bulgarians gave battle to the King of the
Abares.[2]
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Let's Analyse the Pattern
Predators manufacture relief from desperation to gain control over their targets through artificial gratitude.
Why This Matters
Connect literature to life
This chapter teaches how predators create artificial relief from problems to gain control over desperate people.
Practice This Today
This week, notice when someone offers help immediately after you've shared a problem—ask yourself if their timing feels convenient or calculated.
Now let's explore the literary elements.
Key Quotes & Analysis
"Men are only born to assist one another."
Context: Said while manipulating Candide into military service
This is pure manipulation - using noble-sounding words to hide selfish motives. The recruiter pretends to help while actually trapping Candide in a brutal system.
In Today's Words:
We're all here to help each other (while I scam you).
"You are right, this is what I was always taught by Mr. Pangloss, and I see plainly that all is for the best."
Context: Responding to the recruiters' fake kindness
Candide's education has left him unable to recognize manipulation. His philosophical training actually makes him more vulnerable to predators because he assumes good intentions.
In Today's Words:
This proves my teacher was right - everything works out!
"Are you not five feet five inches high?"
Context: Checking if Candide meets physical requirements for service
This seemingly innocent question is actually the trap closing. They're not interested in Candide as a person, just whether his body meets their needs.
In Today's Words:
You're exactly what we're looking for (to use and abuse).
Thematic Threads
Class
In This Chapter
Candide's homelessness immediately makes him vulnerable to exploitation by those with resources and power
Development
Deepens from Chapter 1's comfortable privilege to experiencing powerlessness firsthand
In Your Life:
Financial stress can make you vulnerable to predatory job offers or financial schemes that seem generous but trap you
Identity
In This Chapter
Candide's identity as 'free person' is stripped away through legal manipulation he doesn't understand
Development
Continues from Chapter 1's identity crisis, now showing how institutions reshape identity through force
In Your Life:
Bureaucratic systems can redefine who you are legally without your understanding or true consent
Social Expectations
In This Chapter
Military discipline is presented as normal and necessary, making brutality seem acceptable
Development
Expands from Chapter 1's castle rules to show how any institution normalizes its own violence
In Your Life:
Toxic workplaces often present unreasonable demands as 'just how things are done here'
Manipulation
In This Chapter
The recruiters use flattery, alcohol, and twisted logic to make Candide commit to something he doesn't understand
Development
Introduced here as active deception rather than passive naivety
In Your Life:
High-pressure sales tactics often combine compliments, time pressure, and alcohol to cloud judgment
Institutional Violence
In This Chapter
The army uses systematic beatings disguised as training and discipline
Development
Introduced here as organized cruelty presented as necessity
In Your Life:
Many institutions use punishment and humiliation as control mechanisms while claiming it's for your own good
You now have the context. Time to form your own thoughts.
Discussion Questions
- 1
How did the military recruiters get Candide to join the army when he had no intention of becoming a soldier?
analysis • surface - 2
Why did the recruiters target Candide specifically? What made him vulnerable to their approach?
analysis • medium - 3
Where do you see this 'rescue then control' pattern in modern situations - job offers, relationships, sales pitches, or other scenarios?
application • medium - 4
If you were advising someone who was desperate and received an offer that seemed too good to be true, what red flags would you tell them to watch for?
application • deep - 5
What does this chapter reveal about how quickly someone's circumstances can change, and how that affects their decision-making?
reflection • deep
Critical Thinking Exercise
Spot the Manipulation Playbook
Think of a time when someone tried to get you to commit to something when you were stressed, desperate, or vulnerable. Break down their approach step by step - how did they create urgency, what did they offer as relief, and what was the real cost? If you can't think of a personal example, analyze a sales pitch, job interview, or relationship situation you've witnessed.
Consider:
- •Did they approach you when you were already struggling with something?
- •What did they offer that felt like exactly what you needed at that moment?
- •How did they make the commitment feel urgent or time-sensitive?
- •What information did they leave out or downplay about the real requirements?
Journaling Prompt
Write about a decision you made during a difficult time in your life. Looking back, what would you do differently if you faced a similar situation today? What support systems or decision-making tools would help you navigate desperation more wisely?
Coming Up Next...
Chapter 3: War's True Face
Candide recovers from his injuries just in time to experience the full horror of war as the Bulgarian and Abarian armies clash in battle. His sheltered worldview is about to face an even more devastating challenge.
